Okay, so we all know and love Puzzle Pirates. Silly name, but it's full of... STUFF! Including... Marriage.
Now, on YPP, my pirate is HOT. Not just pretty-if-you-like-it, BLAZING.
Long, tousled platinum blonde curls, golden caramel skin, bright blue eyes. And I am addicted to midriff blouses, that show off her boobs.
And I'm engaged. But not to the guy I love.
No, the guy I love has adorable blonde dreads, chocolate colored skin, and hot beard stubble.
But am I marrying HIM? No, because I never dated him.
Plus, I am in love with ANOTHER guy.
Who is equally hot.
And all of this has caused me to.. Evaluate my fear of commitment? Hate myself? Apply to a boarding school without computers?
No.... Write fucking Gossip Girl/Puzzle Pirates fanfic. Jesus!
AND... the captain of my crew just might want to get in my pants.
And he is the best man at the wedding.
Am I screwed? Oh yes. Yes I am.
you know you love me.
-bamdg
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment