loopie-loo

oh, la la la.
i am in a singy-mood.
la.

so, jamie lynn spearz is preggo, the little whore.
and Zoey 101 is playing it off as she goes to London. lawl, they're calling it "bye-bye zoey"
more like "bye-bye zoey's virginity"

this is the People article:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167059,00.html?pkw=PSPEGLTX121907SNND1488&xid=SEM-breakingnews-jaimelynn-prenancyarticle&gid=SEM-breakingnews-jaimelynn-prenancyarticle

i wasn't really shocked. the whole family is trailer trash.

-bamdg

p.s--also an amusing little blurb on how to talk to your daughter about knocked-up Zoey.
but not really.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20071223/cm_huffpost/078041

Bi

i don't really think i'm bisexual. i stare at other girls sometimes but only because I am jealous of some of their attributes. although i like my own attributes. but i dunno, i wish I had grey eyes. and strawberry blonde hair.
i like my lips. and my nose. (sometimes.)
and my eyes except I wear grey colored contacts a lot because grey eyes are just so fabbity-fab.


anyway, christmas eve is tomorrow. my film is coming along well. i got some video of the moon.
only it looked all blotchy.
i went to the bookstore with my BFF, J, (not Jill, althou that would be funny) and we read People for an hour. then we went to the music section and scouted out hot guys.
then we went to the Starbucks section, and i drank 3 venti frapps in a row.
i am still a little buzzed.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
-bamdg

christmas

"Tell your friend veronica
Its time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah"


it's that time of year, sadly. well, not sad for presents, but, yeah.

anyone who is having a perfect holiday season:




but seriously, what would the holidays be without frustration, long lines, and aggressive marketing?
so i am making a film for all of my family, who are all staying over.
mofos, are they homeless?
seriously, it's like a bad national lampoon movie.
all my cousins, aunts, uncles. bleaaarghgh.
anyway, gofugyourself.com has been especially delightful this month. would you believe i read it in the bathtub?
okay, you probably would.

lird your goins!



you know you luurrvv me.
bamdg

(p.s, the pink kitty at the top-left of the screen is a desktop kitty. click her to play mouse-chase.