Wednesday, January 2, 2008

bam's in ur shins, kicking ur... shins.

readers, if you want to tell me something, just say it.
do not hide it.
and if said person who is hiding said wurdz is a friend, well, it's even wurse.
and no i will not stop spelling double u oh words with u and making you thinks of wurst, even if you are not german.
and if said hider of wursts--i mean wurds, is not my friend, well, then, just tell me anyway.
because there is nothing wurst--i mean wurse--than hiding something from someone you do not even know.

-your favorite whure

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

hmm. something to check out.

if you are a horse lover, you might enjoy this game:

2d and kind of silly, but fun for riders.
easy to make money, when you get the hang of it.
i'm Lyirical on the Dun server (that newbies are reccomended to use, but many players find the best anyway.)
see you there!

you know you love me.
-bamdg.

scented bath oil FTW

so my mom got scented lotions for christmas in vanilla, apple, and cranberry.
she let me have one, so i took apple.
and started sniffing it.
no seriously.
now i am addicted.
and this is soooo not good.

SCENTED BATH OIL ANONYMOUS WTF

-bamdg


Bad, bad girl I am!

Okay, so we all know and love Puzzle Pirates. Silly name, but it's full of... STUFF! Including... Marriage.
Now, on YPP, my pirate is HOT. Not just pretty-if-you-like-it, BLAZING.
Long, tousled platinum blonde curls, golden caramel skin, bright blue eyes. And I am addicted to midriff blouses, that show off her boobs.
And I'm engaged. But not to the guy I love.
No, the guy I love has adorable blonde dreads, chocolate colored skin, and hot beard stubble.
But am I marrying HIM? No, because I never dated him.
Plus, I am in love with ANOTHER guy.
Who is equally hot.
And all of this has caused me to.. Evaluate my fear of commitment? Hate myself? Apply to a boarding school without computers?
No.... Write fucking Gossip Girl/Puzzle Pirates fanfic. Jesus!
AND... the captain of my crew just might want to get in my pants.
And he is the best man at the wedding.
Am I screwed? Oh yes. Yes I am.


you know you love me.
-bamdg